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That would certainly liven up a retirement, but likely make for a shorter retirement by eventually running out of money or over-exciting the old ticker!

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Going to see Jesus kind of implies I'm not terribly concerned.

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Jesus Saves!

I'd be so embarrassed if Jesus appeared to me in the middle of the night while I was snorting cocaine off a whore's ass. I don't think he would be beckoning me through the pearly gates.

Nope, though it certainly piques my interest, not planning to add this one to my retirement G's and O's.

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Since I won't be coming back, you can have the rest of my coke.