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My retirement is going to be taking the money I've saved up, heading to some resort area with lax laws, and snorting cocaine off a hookers ass until I see Jesus.

See ya in the funny pages.

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That would certainly liven up a retirement, but likely make for a shorter retirement by eventually running out of money or over-exciting the old ticker!

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Going to see Jesus kind of implies I'm not terribly concerned.

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Jesus Saves!

I'd be so embarrassed if Jesus appeared to me in the middle of the night while I was snorting cocaine off a whore's ass. I don't think he would be beckoning me through the pearly gates.

Nope, though it certainly piques my interest, not planning to add this one to my retirement G's and O's.

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I would check the undercarriage of that Hooker first...

You can't be too careful these days

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You don't seem to understand, this is a one-way trip.