My retirement is going to be taking the money I've saved up, heading to some resort area with lax laws, and snorting cocaine off a hookers ass until I see Jesus.
See ya in the funny pages.
That would certainly liven up a retirement, but likely make for a shorter retirement by eventually running out of money or over-exciting the old ticker!
Going to see Jesus kind of implies I'm not terribly concerned.
Jesus Saves!
I'd be so embarrassed if Jesus appeared to me in the middle of the night while I was snorting cocaine off a whore's ass. I don't think he would be beckoning me through the pearly gates.
Nope, though it certainly piques my interest, not planning to add this one to my retirement G's and O's.
I would check the undercarriage of that Hooker first...
You can't be too careful these days
You don't seem to understand, this is a one-way trip.
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