There's a show this weekend. I'll see if J will grab a shirt. I'm bound to be slow in getting to the post office anyhow. I am not speedy at these things, no I am not.
What size shirt do you normally wear?
I am XL in T shirts. I dont like them tight. I don't have a tight body. LoL But that doesnt seem to matter.
That one woman that spent the weekend with us here is into tarot cards and new age bullshit and she brought a deck of those cards with her and asked me to pick a card at one point. I picked the ace of fortuitousness or something LoL and she had a book that goes with the cards and read my fortune and it said that anything I want to happen is going to happen if i want it to n now is the time to make it happen and if i try it will happen. LoL I mean, it was already happening LoL
Oh, man... Those things are great ways to get laid. I can "read" a tarot deck and know a number of the readings. They can be interpreted any damned way you want to interpret them, so I tell a story that makes them excited, happy, and secure. I can just as easily fake it with a regular deck of cards.
I used to use stupid shit like that as props to make me more interesting to a certain subset of chicks. It was highly successful, or I'd have not spent the time doing it.
Fuck, I was a dirtbag. Slayed massive pussy, however. So, I've got that going for me.
Well I certainly got laid!
I just got this message LoL
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