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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask theBuddha, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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I am drunk. I am also prone. I'm on a couch with a laptop. I figured I'd not be able to use a laptop, so I went and got a keyboard and optical mouse. It works.

I am pretty drunk. I brought three bottles of wine and only left one for the reception. I was also the center of attention for way too much of it.

Fuck 'em. Next time don't have a goddamned wedding on Wednesday.

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Were you the center of attention cause of your inebriation or cause of the car?

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Because of how I was dressed and my personality.

I was actually polite about it. When they deserved attention I made sure they had it. I even levied the mood for the reception photographs.

So, I was remarkably well behaved, considering how annoyed I was.

Biff drove home like she was driving on ice. It has been raining since this morning. The one time I got her to stomp on the gas, the car snapped around sideways - on a straight section of road. So, she wasn't listening to my driving suggestions after that.

That's probably for the best...

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I was going to ask how she enjoyed driving the McLaren